Tekka Maki (Hold the Maki)

As a special treat, I got Aaron tuna rolls. He practically ran to the dinner table when he found out.

The problem is that I think Aaron's started Week 1 of the South Beach diet. Here's his new eating technique:

Step 1: Extract raw tuna from center of roll.

Step 2: Eat tuna.

Step 3: Discard rest of roll (rice and seaweed) in a pile. Consider shipping leftovers to starving children in China.

If I knew this, I would've gotten him sashimi instead.